A random (partial) list of high school memories...
-- Climbing the football stadium light towers (getting busted by the Edina cops)...
-- Breaking into the concession stand (getting busted by the Edina cops)...
-- Driving around before school with a carload of friends smoking pot...
-- Breaking my friend's nose (an accident) during the class play (Love Rides the Rails)...
-- Blowing up our beloved librarian, Mrs Cavanaugh, with a M80 (1/4 stick of dynamite)...
-- Dropping cherry bombs into the girls bathrooms...
-- Sneaking into the girl's showers...
-- Nearly impaling track coach, Ikola, while jousting with pole vaulting poles (kicked off track)
*** THANK GOD FOR THE STATUE OF LIMITATIONS!
Notice: Liz M. - Never run for public office.
Love,
Bingo and Bongo (of the Congo)
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